I'm the one living with her, princess. Leonhart!! you telling me you don't pay attention to the shit hanging around his ass? you can hear the guy a mile away because of the noise his belts make.
[The dance, the dance. What did she do at the dance? She talked to Cid and... nope, that's all she's got.]
I don't know what you're talking about. I went to that ball to talk to Cid and that's all. What do you mean after that? You're not talking about Zell are you? Because he's nice but he's really not my type.
Of course I remember! Why would I forget? You were a huge help, it was really nice. Did I ever remember to thank you? I was serious! I've never heard of him. Is he a cadet or something?
Probably because you forgot all about squall. So what's to say you wouldn't forget about me?? Maybe? I don't know. He's part of SeeD. Commander now.
[He's not going to run the guy's name into the ground, not when Rinoa's forgotten all about him and he finds that seriously fucking messed up right now.]
Maybe I didn't forget him! Maybe you just remember someone who doesn't really exist!! Because of reasons! Trust me, I think I would know.
[So maybe it ended up being something more like a summer thing, but first love types are remembered forever. Especially if they turn around and try to feed you to evil sorceresses.]
What? There's no way. Cid was...no, Cid stepped down and then. And then. [There's several minutes delay before her next text arrives.] I can't remember. Why can't I remember? This can't be because of a Guardian Force because I haven't been junctioned in ages!
If I was then I'm not doing a very good job. Games are supposed to be fun and this doesn't exactly seem like fun does it? How should I know? It's not like I forgot him on purpose! But are you sure?
Seriously? The baby wasn't enough? He messed with my mind too??
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So what about it?
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Who's the lucky father?
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Who do you think it is?
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Sure as hell aint assbelts.
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Assbelts?
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You know who I'm going on about.
Who else dyou know who wears assbelts?
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No, I really don't.
Um...no one?
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Leonhart!!
you telling me you don't pay attention to the shit hanging around his ass?
you can hear the guy a mile away because of the noise his belts make.
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Leonhart?
I don't know anyone named Leonhart.
Are you feeling okay?
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how the hell do you not remember leonhart? you were all over him at the dance.
and don't get me started about after that.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I went to that ball to talk to Cid and that's all.
What do you mean after that? You're not talking about Zell are you? Because he's nice but he's really not my type.
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You remember that don't you?
What?
You're serious?
Squall Leonhart?
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You were a huge help, it was really nice.
Did I ever remember to thank you?
I was serious! I've never heard of him.
Is he a cadet or something?
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So what's to say you wouldn't forget about me??
Maybe? I don't know.
He's part of SeeD. Commander now.
[He's not going to run the guy's name into the ground, not when Rinoa's forgotten all about him and he finds that seriously fucking messed up right now.]
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Because of reasons! Trust me, I think I would know.
[So maybe it ended up being something more like a summer thing, but first love types are remembered forever. Especially if they turn around and try to feed you to evil sorceresses.]
What? There's no way. Cid was...no, Cid stepped down and then. And then.
[There's several minutes delay before her next text arrives.]
I can't remember. Why can't I remember?
This can't be because of a Guardian Force because I haven't been junctioned in ages!
[Now she's scared, way to go Seifer.]
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Second yeah Cid did step down. And Squall took over.
Doubt it's from a gf. I remember everything just fine.
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Squall, the new Commander. That doesn't sound familiar at all!
Then why can't I remember?
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How can you not remember the guy you're practically falling over yourself for?
Beats me. Maybe it's the landlord again.
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How should I know? It's not like I forgot him on purpose! But are you sure?
Seriously? The baby wasn't enough? He messed with my mind too??
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I don't know. Maybe. Probably. Yes.
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It's one thing to hear about friends having memory issues, but now it's personal.
I don't like it. :(
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That doesn't make it less creepy. I think it even makes it worse.
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